Thursday, 7 July 2011

The fabled BiUniGoat

En route to Cairns; whilst driving with a heavily bloodshot eye and one contact lens Carla exclaimed:

Oh my days did you see that’

Yeah was that a goat?’ said Bex.

It can’t be a bloody goat it had two legs: It was a bird!’

Yeah, but it had horns.’

I’m sure it just had one horn.’

Do you think it was a unicorn?’

We’ve finally found the Bi-Uni-Goat! Its half Bird… half unicorn… half goat!’ (You’ll get this if you watch South Park and the ManBearPig episode).

This was our little conversation upon first sighting the Queensland Cassowary. A really odd bird that really does look like a unicorn/goat/bird hybrid! (see pic!)

A very funny adaptation of a speed bump sign (on bottom) on Cape Tribulation
The legendary Cassowary!

Road-tripping: A Holiday within our Holiday!

Another change-over of mandarin variety in the packing shed left us with 10 free days on our hands. Now to some this would sound very appealing but to us it meant a lack of weekly income teamed with the decision of what to do!! After some deliberation we decided to head off to Hervey Bay where a few of our friends were spending the night after their trip to Fraser Island. We reunited over a few drinks at an Irish pub that evening before turning in for the night parked alongside the beach. The next morning we all decided to make the (very) long drive up the east coast to Airlie Beach where we could meet up with four of our fellow Lynbrook-packers. 

Airlie Beach
  The drive took roughly 9 hours, and once we arrived in Airlie Beach we were ready for a drink or two! After checking into a hostel we met up with everyone at one of the local backpacker bars where the drinks offers – spirits for $3 – were too good to miss! I believe our first round consisted of three glasses of Vodka, Lime and lemonades and another three vodka sunrises: We were two thirsty ladies! Needless to say that the following day was spent sitting next to the lagoon, feet dangling in the water trying to soak up some rays, nothing too taxing! Airlie Beach itself is backpacker central acting as a gateway to the beautiful Whitsunday region and the Great Barrier Reef. The weather certainly didn’t disappoint with sun beaming down on us. Finally we had the chance to wear the summer clothes that have been piled below our few items of clothing suitable for Gayndah climate. Having made it this far up the coastline we decided it would be silly not to drive another 8 or so hours to reach Cairns, thus leaving us with more time post-Gayndah to spend travelling into the Northern Territory and Western Australia. This plan had to be brought forward a few days when an early morning phone call from our boss at work informed us that we had to be ready to pack 3 days earlier than originally told. We left first thing the next morning and seemed to make it to Cairns in what seemed like no time. 

Our four friends from our shed joined us there later in the evening owing to the difference in transport – their campervan was no match to our Brucie!!

We managed to find a parking place on the seafront in Cairns, where we assumed we could camp for the night and headed out to explore the town. We popped into the Woolshed, which is a famous backpacker bar. After a few drinks Carla started to feel really uncomfortable and within 15minutes she was covered in bites along the length of her leg. A girl we chatted to also said that the same thing had happened to her; apparently many backpackers find that they are allergic to this pub! We were sitting in our booth, Carla stealthily itching away in the corner when a group of Frenchmen decided to join us. After a few moments chatting one of the men recognised Carla. It turns out that the French people that we replaced in our Gayndah house a few months earlier were now sitting across from us in a bar some 1500km from where we’d met originally! Unfortunately Carla was really uncomfortable by this point so we had to leave and meet up with our fellow Lynbrook packers. We went to Gilligan’s another really famous backpacker haunt and had a few drinks before squeezing three of us in the back of Brucie and sleeping on the seafront.

A girl's night out in Cairns
The next day we had a lovely breakfast on the waterfront and headed further North to the Daintree, Cape Tribulation and Port Douglas. We had a fabulous day crocodile hunting (no luck), climbing trees, jumping across giant stepping stones in a gorge and generally taking in the gorgeous scenery of tropical Queensland.

The new campaign for Benneton??

We had a lovely curry in the night with everyone before having a brilliant night out on the town in the city. We danced the night away…on tables before taking on some light exercise in the street gyms that generally adorn sea-fronts Australia-wide (see pic below!). 

Who says you can't work out at 3am!

The next day was spent lazily shopping with a cheeky visit to the cinema to see ‘Bridesmaids’ which meant that we made the most Cairns had to offer on an otherwise dismal and damp tropical day. 

Our trip was over far too soon, and the next day we set off towards the south again to try and make good head-way on our journey home to Gayndah. We had a lovely lunch with Mike and Ali, our two Canadian workmates at the Townsville Brewery pub before heading to Clairview to spend the night in the car. Would you believe Brucie had enough space to allow the four of us to get a good night’s sleep! We made such good time the next day that our car beat our friends’ car back to Gayndah by 3 hours!! It was good to have home comforts back but very sad for our mini-holiday to be over!

Shed Life

Here are a few pics of our work place in Gayndah. As we’ve mentioned before we pack mandarins so just to give you a sneak peek of what it is to be Gay-packers!! (GayPak is the company we’re not just being rude!!)

Lynbrook Farm

Intensive Orange Sorting!

Self-filling orange boxes

Brizzle my Nizzle....

We found out that production in our mandarin packing shed was going to stop for a week while they changed the variety of fruit that they were picking. Carla’s immediate plan was to fly to Fiji but as that would have been crazily hectic to organise and the lack of a ‘last-minute deal’ industry in Australia meant we decided to visit Brisbane and North Stradbroke Island. We invited our friend Keira along for the ride as she was leaving Gayndah and needed a lift to Redcliffe which is pretty close to Brizzy. We went out for a few nights out on the town in Brisbane, did a little bit of shopping and sight-seeing. 

Ladies night at one of the bars meant a free rose each!
 
We met up with our friend Olly and had a crazy night in Fortitude Valley in a dub-step battle gig. We dropped Keira in Redcliffe and took a ferry over to Carla’s favourite place in Australia: Straddie. We spent a lovely relaxing couple of days staying in the YHA and taking walks on the beaches, watching dolphins playing in the surf and enjoying being the only souls on a mile-long beach! It was so good to unwind after a hectic city-break and three months of shed work!

The Beautiful Stradbrook Island


It was all over too soon though and on our return Bex (the silly billy) locked us out of our car just as we were unpacking our gear. After an hour of practicing our car-jacking skills we decided we were not intended for a life of crime and Carla got the pleasure of smashing one of the back windows to get in!! All is well now though and Brucie the car now has a shiny new side window and we have a much more practical place for the spare key than in the car!!!

Hip Hip Happy Birthday to Bex!



Having originally planned to be in Bali, my birthday celebrations turned out to be slightly different with the day spent in Gayndah instead. All was not lost though… after an amazing pancake breakfast courtesy of Carla; I spent the day lazing in front of the TV with the smell of chocolate birthday cake wafting through the house. Although the weather wasn’t that great – a quick dash to the supermarket left us a tad wet – it didn’t dampen the day. I was well and truly spoilt in the evening with one of my favourites, lasagne, on the menu teamed with lots of salad and wedges. Oh and not to forget a very scrummy chocolate birthday cake (see above)! Teamed with a table full of friends, the night went way too fast for my liking and was soon over Although it was such a shame not to be able to spend time with family and friends at home, Carla put things in place to make sure I had an amazing day… a massive thank you to her.

Wednesday, 18 May 2011

I want to take you to the Gayndah, Gayndah....

Orchard adventures

Our fruit harvesting careers, (screw the planning master's) began in Bundaberg. Bundaberg is the home of Bundaberg rum and a lesser-spotted hairstyle known as 'The Mullet'. It really is Bogan-ville! (Bogan is Aussie slang meaning chav/scally etc.) We spent a week in the Bundaberg Backpacker's hostel. Carla did 1 day of zuccini (courgette) picking and Bex did mandarin picking for 2 days. We were paying a fortune to stay and making a pittance so we headed off again.

I want to take you to the Gayndah, Gayndah....

We drove pretty randomly and arrived in Gayndah. This little town is the Orange capital of Queensland. It is the oldest town in Queensland, and is about a 2 hour drive inland from Bundaberg. We were promised jobs the following week, packing mandarins in a packing shed. We were really excited not to have to do any more picking as its such hard work!

The Welcoming Giant Gayndah Orange
Well we've been in Gayndah a month now; its been a series of highs and lows if we're honest. There is nothing really in Gayndah but orchards, packing sheds and three pubs! We have spent our days working from 7-3.30ish, and then usually grabbing a case of lager from the bottle-o (drive through off-licences....only in Australia) and drowning our boredom in the campsite.

Just a few drinks with a few friends! (Find Bex and Carla....answers on a SAE)

We stayed for a month in our tent but have now moved up in the world and have a house complete with a pool! We have made heaps of lovely friends from all over the world here and the campsite has such a lovely neighbourhood feel. We still pop down to visit everyone, and we've only been in our house a week! The packing is pretty easy work, we get paid $20 an hour to grade oranges/mandarins picking out the rotten fruit and the marked ones but we're getting quite bored of watching them roll in from of our eyes for 8 hours a day. Yet again we have been really lucky to work with such lovely people, from the bosses, packers and floor-boys to the girls on the sorting table everyone is so friendly there. (pics to follow!)

So that's us up to date for now,
B & C xx

Melbourne to Bundaberg....

We flew (home?) to Australia on March 15th and spent a lovely few days again with the Bailey family. We then left for an epic drive on the 18th from Melbourne to Sydney. We drove the majority of the journey in one day, driving until we were about 2 hours outside of Sydney. We were getting very excited indeed because we were meeting Carla's friends Louise T and Louise B ( Lou x2) in Manly the following day!
The meeting nearly didn't happen, as Carla cleverly lost her phone (in the car) and so in the pouing rain we attempted to find the girls on the Manly Corso. It took about 30 seconds to see the girls emerging from a shop! It was so lovely to see them we all had a big cuddle and then went for a rather dubious breakfast where Carla ate pancakes with sour cream!

 
Lou B and Carla


Lou T and Bex

The girls stayed with us for a week. We travelled all the way from Sydney to Bundaberg with them in our stationwagon! We stopped off at Cardiff, Port Maquirie, Byron Bay, Nimbin, Brisbane, Australia Zoo, Noosa and Bundaberg along the way. (see pics) We had such a lovely time, but some unfortuently soggy weather meant they couldn't quite catch up with our lovely Aussie tans! In Byron bay Carla also caught up with Helen, an old Uni friend which was amazing as they hadn't seen eachother in a few years.
The Lou x2 left us in Bundaberg, they travelled further north to Cairns. They got to see a hell of a lot considering they were only in Aus for 3 weeks.